[ Hungary has gone to the library again, and, in a rare moment of logic, she and Teutonic Order are attempting to educate themselves about the future. Because Hungary is mildly more literate than Teutonic Order is, she's the one reading out loud-slow and halting as it is. The phone has been left off the hook accidentally after one or the other ( Read more... )

[ Petit Hungars is still not 100% used to phones, and avoids them when she can. Therefore, her voice is a bit louder than it strictly has to be, thus the bold! font. ]

I need some money. Where do I get it here?

Thanks.

[ A little reverse trap crusader is sitting on the grass in the park with a small pile of books surrounding her. They are written for someone younger than she is-lots of full-color illustrations, not much writing-with titles like "A picture history of the 20th century" and "Learning about Europe ( Read more... )

[ With some trepidation, Hungary picks up the phone. She has no idea how it works beyond that, so she just starts talking. ]

Is this working? ... Okay, I'm gonna assume it is. If anyone can hear this, listen up.

First! My name is the Kingdom of Hungary. Not- ugh. Definitely not "Gary Honda." So all you weirdos calling me that- stop. Right now ( Read more... )